After my last post I thought I’d start the week off with an “uplifting topic”. Out of all the breakout hotties of 07 only two are worth talking about. Sure bad girl Kim Kar is hot like fire but something tells me she doesn’t have staying power. The good girl Hayden Panettiere is finer than silk but she’s taking the act way too far, out saving and crying over dolphins and shit. Honestly it’s kind of gay and not hot whatsoever. The only ones worth talking about here at the empire to represent the good girl vs bad girl burning question is Rihanna Vs Megan Fox. Never before have two girls been so similar but also come to represent the eternal battle that rages inside of all men. There’s no such things as perfection but these two come awfully close. Magnifying what men hold dearest, youth and sensuality. But if you had to pick who would it be.

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Megan Fox has body that seems to have been created for one purpose, to drive men insane. There’s something almost addictive about it, like if you had it just one time, you’d throw away your life to have it again. Fifteen year marriage with two kids, “bye honey”. Almost making partner at the firm, “fuck it I quite”. Paster of church and well respected by your congregation, “see you bastards in Hell”. Because any man would burn for it. The kind of girl that makes you want to rent a dirty hotel room, buy cheap tequila, two eight balls, and live the next three days in absolute sin. Right as your cumming she’ll punch you in the face, stab you in the chest and your last words will be “Thank you”. The kind of girl who’s always short on rent but long on guys willing to pay it for her. Who could say no?

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For some reason Rihanna just look good in whatever she puts on, the hair, the makeup, the skin tone, hot sauce. Maybe it helps that she’s built like a dancer, but damn if she doesn’t look good in every video. But as hot as she is she still manages to give off a good girl vibe. Like she’d rather skip the high end restaurants for some carry out (chicken wings and fried rice…. DON’T FORGET THE MOMBO SAUCE). The good girl doesn’t mind darts at Bedrock or staying in to play some Xbox 360. But don’t get it twisted, she’s the living embodiedment of the phrase “lady in the streets, freak in the sheets”. I mean Jay Z had to dip the tip in just once and who could blame him. There’s something about her, an innocence that begs to be corrupted. No wonder Beyonce had to make a video fighting to keep her man. Yeah, Rihanna is that hot. So which is it? One night in hell with the devils daughter or the girl you’d take home to mom but that’s capable of making would be divas write a dis track? I guess we’ll have to wait and see the next move in 08.

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I seem to be in the extreme minority among men, but I just ain’t that crazy about Megan Fox. She’s hot and all, but she’s got that generic, trashy stripper hot that a million female guidos in NY have. Like it’s a dime a dozen type of hotness to me. Rihanna on the other hand I don’t even think is really that much of a good girl, just really good at repuation management. I predict a scandal soon enough. I found the blonde Aussie scientist chick from Transformers to be WAY hotter than Megan Fox, WHOOO!! She was smokin’. NERD song was good, glad Pharrell is off that faux-Curtis Mayfield kick he was on. I hope their album is solid.

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